Anthony tells us a bit about NYC and then he responds to Opie and Ron, who have recently been commenting on Anthony's new show and his appearance on Legion of Skanks. We then see a woman explain that her people were here before Columbus, a black woman who doesn't need no man, a near drowning at a waterpark, Chris Hansen clips old and new, a teacher crying about his students, and the new "back to school" trend that is catching on like wild fire.